Monday Listicles

HTHAY?

That’s short for : Hi there, how are you? My own little acronym just for you. Because this time around we are making a list suggested by the lovely Jennifer: 10 acronyms you use regularly. Surprisingly I don’t use any except maybe JPEG ( Joint Photographic Experts Group ) and SOOC ( Straight Out Of Camera). I will admit that occasionally you will see me type LOL in the comments on your listicles but I am always truly laughing to tears when I do! So I asked my husband, who works in the Navy which is famous for never using words and always communicating in acronyms, to write me a list. I thought he will tell you all about that time I read him a text from his boss and said ‘jada jada jada kiss and a hug’. But apparently men don’t send each other kisses and XO stood for Executive Officer. Anyhow, he did write me a list but said it is not PG13 rated. I have no idea what these 10 stand for so I am going to take a wild guess what my husband and his men talk about in the office.

Before I tackle this, let’s see what the plan is for next week! This one will be fab, chosen by super fly Kristi:

Awesome right?

 
Make a list, check it twice, link it up. Read others. Have fun!

  

10 ACRONYMS MY HUSBAND USES REGULARLY AND WHAT I THINK THEY MEAN

1. WTF
Why the face?

2. PPPPPPP
Proper Prior Planning Prevents Pathetic Parental Performance.

3. BZ
Boy Zone.

4. FUBAR
Failed Union Because of Annoying Rules

5. NFG
Not For Grabs.

6. SWAG
Stuff Wives Always Get.

7. FM
Follow Me.

8. POS
Pretty Obnoxious Spouse.

9. CYA
Call Your Attorney.

10. G2G
Get 2gether.

What do you think?



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27 Comments

  1. Jason Becker via Facebook April 28, 2013 at 19:14 #

    Nice one Hun!

  2. Kerry B April 28, 2013 at 19:16 #

    Twitter: new2two
    Sound good to me, rather witty I must say! I had a hard time with this until I read your and Sprogs list. I didn’t realize how many acronyms I do use. First and embarrassingly I work at a community college (not that i’m embarrassed to work for them but that i forgot that one!) and use their acronym all the time, not to mention jpeg, RAM, ROM, CD, and on and on! I can’t wait to read others and see all the ones I overlooked!
    Oh AND I Can’t wait for next week! Fabulous topic!
    Kerry B recently posted..Spell That Please

  3. Lisa C April 28, 2013 at 19:18 #

    Twitter: spokesmama
    Oh acronyms. They drove me nuts when I was doing a practicum in an FI. (Financial Institution) Great list!
    Lisa C recently posted..Listicles: 10 Acronyms I Use Regularly

  4. darcelle April 28, 2013 at 19:26 #

    That’s not the Fubar I learned in the Navy! LOL

  5. Alison April 28, 2013 at 19:35 #

    Twitter: AlisonSWLee
    Hah! Swag is awesome.

    I regularly use, WTF (F does not equal face in my part of the world), OMG and LOL when typing, and GTFO (Get The F Out – again, F does not equal face).

    When I worked at Nike, I was baffled for the first week because they talk in ALL ACRONYMS ALL THE TIME. It must be an American thing. :)
    Alison recently posted..Introvert

    • Stasha April 28, 2013 at 20:59 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      I always feel like a million bucks when someone responds to me GTFO. Like I am Jay Leno, you know 😉

  6. Rachel Drechsel via Facebook April 28, 2013 at 19:39 #

    I use WTF all the time. NEVER LOL.

  7. Alisa Rhinehart April 28, 2013 at 20:05 #

    Twitter: sogirleatsclean
    I think I might have heard a few of these before! …… LOL! (Laughing Hysterically!)
    Loved the list!

  8. Wendy Coffman April 28, 2013 at 20:26 #

    Twitter: stampingrules
    I need some SWAG – John needs to study your listicle!
    Wendy Coffman recently posted..Ten Acronyms I Love

  9. Jessica April 28, 2013 at 20:31 #

    Twitter: goaliej54
    I think your translations sound good to me! :)
    Jessica recently posted..[28/365] Hold on to Your Hat

  10. Lisa Corriveau via Facebook April 28, 2013 at 20:40 #

    I try to ration out my LOLs for situations where I truly do snort aloud.

  11. Kerry April 28, 2013 at 20:43 #

    Twitter: breadwinningmom
    I like BZ – with two boys and the husband, I certainly feel like I’m in their space often. Glad I don’t need to share a bathroom with my younger boys.
    Kerry recently posted..10 Acronyms I’ve Coined to Protect Myself in Public and Home

  12. Robbie April 28, 2013 at 20:48 #

    Twitter: momma23monkeys
    love it!
    Robbie recently posted..Dark Tunnel

  13. Marie April 28, 2013 at 21:27 #

    Twitter: MarieMiracles
    I have a friend who is truly irked by LOL–she hates it with a vengeance–so I really only use that one with her, just to get on her nerves!!
    Marie recently posted..O: Oh, the places you’ll go!

  14. just JENNIFER April 28, 2013 at 22:12 #

    Twitter: JenAnnHall
    Thanks for going with my topic! I know what some your Hubs’ acronyms are, but I like your guesses too!
    just JENNIFER recently posted..The Acronyms of Our Lives

  15. Robin Jingjit April 29, 2013 at 01:09 #

    Why the face…! I love it! :) I’m going to think of that from now on when I see it.
    Robin Jingjit recently posted..It only took me 10 years.

  16. Yona April 29, 2013 at 01:51 #

    Twitter: pricelessteam
    Yay! I love NFG – Not for Grabs….Im going to have to use that one when referring to those ‘special’ sweet treats.
    Yona recently posted..10 Acronyms that I Use A Lot

  17. karen April 29, 2013 at 02:34 #

    Twitter: mrs_karenc
    LOVE that video…hubby is so far behind with social media and technology…heck he can’t even create a table on word. That will so be him when Anthony is older.

    Love your list and what you think your hubby thinks they mean. LOL AWESOMESAUCE
    karen recently posted..Listicles: ACRONYMS?

  18. Sarah April 29, 2013 at 03:51 #

    ‘Why the face.” Love it :)
    Sarah recently posted..Ten Christian Acronyms That Make Me Want to Paint Giraffe Spots on Poster Board

  19. Hilary April 29, 2013 at 03:55 #

    Twitter: feelingbeachie
    I have to learn some more. my texts would make webster proud – i type out all the full words

  20. Dana April 29, 2013 at 06:07 #

    Twitter: kissmylist
    I thought CYA was cover your ass, my daughter tells me it is see ya, and now another meaning! Husbands and teens speak their own language, I guess.
    Dana recently posted..How to Text Like a Teenager

  21. Ally April 29, 2013 at 06:43 #

    Twitter: normalmomally
    I love your interpretation! I could only come up with a few that I use, but I wasn’t thinking about the LOL, ROFL, OMG and others. I’m sure I could have done a whole page. I WAS thinking about Hubs common use of RTFM, used to chide himself when he can’t figure out how to use something. (Read The F-ing Manual) Haha
    Ally recently posted..When A Yard Sale Trumps Donations

  22. [email protected] Mom April 29, 2013 at 07:40 #

    Twitter: copilotmom
    Confession: I often have to Google acronyms because I cannot figure them out or remember what they stand for. And when they have multiple interpretations? I am totally lost. :)
    [email protected] Mom recently posted..There You Are

    • Stasha April 29, 2013 at 09:08 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      I hear you. First time I saw LOL was in an email from hubs family and I responded Love you loads too. Then his aunt, twice my age told me what it meant. Eh… Let’s just say we are too posh for acronyms!

  23. Kimberly Speranza (S April 30, 2013 at 06:54 #

    Twitter: sperk01
    I like your list. I’ve read some of the posts linked. I now have a headache, in a good way. Hope you are well! :)
    Kimberly Speranza (S recently posted..Acronyms: “Mom, Nobody Uses Those Anymore!”

  24. Pamela May 1, 2013 at 20:22 #

    Twitter: pameloth
    I like your alternative meanings better than the real ones!

  25. happy drill May 5, 2013 at 10:50 #

    Asking questions are really fastidious thing
    if you are not understanding anything entirely, but this post provides nice understanding even.
    happy drill recently posted..happy drill

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