Monday Listicles

Merry Christmas week!

I cannot believe that there are but a few days left until Christmas. Is it just me or did this year just fly by? There really should be an app to slow time down, right? Then to compensate for it maybe it could fast forward when we are put on hold or waiting at the dentist?

Before I tell you what we should write about next a big thank you for sharing your Christmas memories with us. Really made me all warm and fuzzy, definitely one of my favorite listicles we wrote this year.

How about a list of ten to celebrate 2013? Anything goes…

 
Make a list, check it twice, link it up. Read others. Have fun!

 

10 APPS I COULD REALLY USE

1. Nagging app

I would like an app that detects when I make a request that I am serious about. Then repeat it every few minutes until my son completes the task.

2. Blogging app

When I am having all the fabulous ideas about the blog posts I should write, there should be an app that hears them in my head them and organizes them into a funny article. As an add on I will pay extra if it will post it directly onto my blog.

3. Photo deleting app

Just a little clean up one to go through my camera roll and delete all the photos that are similar but I feel bad about erasing because of my emotional attachment.

4. Dinner cooking app

For when my husband is away and I am in charge of feeding the family. I know I am being unreasonable but a girl can dream.

5. Door opening app

To let the dogs in and out of the house bazzilion times a day instead of me.

6. Poop destroying app

Something that you point toward the dog poo at the park and it speeds up the decomposing so that it vanishes.

7. Email responding app

App that knew me so well it would respond to the countless emails I receive and then follow up by loading a summary into my brain overnight.

8. Coffee ordering app

Just a little voice over that I point towards the drive thru and tells them what I want. Cause you all know how flustered I get every time I need to order my usual.

9. Comment writing app

I would tell it what I thought of the blog post I read and it would write it for me. With no typos!

10. Yadda yadda yadda app

When I listen to someone going on and on about something I don’t care much about this app would control my facial muscles to retain an interested expression. As an add on I will pay for it to occasionally say m-hmm, yes, really? and fascinating.



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6 Comments

  1. Elie December 22, 2013 at 19:35 #

    I am cracking up! I could totally use the door opener one for my dog too! I’d pay extra if it drew back the curtain after letting in the dog :) Happy Holidays!
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    • Stasha December 22, 2013 at 19:49 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      YES! Curtains… Forgot about that. Love it. Happy Holidays to you too!

  2. Dominique Goh December 22, 2013 at 20:30 #

    Really cute apps that you have thought up. I would like a photo deleting app and a cooking app too.
    Dominique Goh recently posted..10 Different Types of Trees I’ve seen this December

  3. Alison December 23, 2013 at 04:15 #

    Twitter: AlisonSWLee
    I’d like an app that can read my mind and fulfill all my requests without me asking twice. :)

    Happy holidays, Stasha!
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  4. Ally December 23, 2013 at 11:35 #

    Twitter: normalmomally
    I can’t even pick a favorite from that list, because they are all so good! I’d buy any one of those apps!
    Ally recently posted..Christmas Memes

  5. C.K. December 23, 2013 at 13:03 #

    I would love some of those apps! Apps are just too much fun,aren’t they? Appy Holidays!
    C.K. recently posted..There’s an app for that!

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