The boy called Iron

Last time I fell off my horse,husband said we should look into a good life insurance for me. Not just any, but a 30 year term life insurance.

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But seeing how I am younger then my husband I can only assume he thinks I am going to die before him. Other then riding a warmblood there are many reasons why one would think I will not live to be hundred. I call a scone from drive through coffee shop lunch. The last time I went to the gym we still wrote 1999 on checks. Well we still wrote checks period! I sleep less hours a night then expected wait at the queue in DMV and I am convinced that cocoa is fruit and therefor chocolate is one of my five a day. At 2AM. Let’s be honest cocoa does grow on trees and has seeds right?

But the main reason I am possibly going to have a heart attack soon is my son. He never stops talking. EVER. Most of the time I listen. Or at least I try. His stories are very elaborate and long. We pull out of the garage and he will say: mommy, did you know? 35 minutes later he is still deep into his monologue as we arrive at our destination. Sometimes, not on purpose, I tune him out. I find myself thinking about what needs to be done and traffic and the prices of fuel and Presidential candidates and cupcakes. Then I randomly hear:

“…we would be doing it in the hotel and concert and I would unchain them after.”

I learned after that never to miss any of the details of his stories of course. Because I am sure that would have made sense otherwise. So yesterday as we are driving to Deception pass park Little J says:

” Mommy I think it is a big mistake you only have me. When I am a grown up I will have many babies. They will come from my church. All the women will be inside the church and they will bring me babies. I think I will call all my boys Iron.”

This as you can see will be the end of me. My son will probably move to Utah and support all his Iron Men with my life insurance.
I better sign up, there will be a lot of mouths to feed.

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21 Comments

  1. just JENNIFER September 21, 2012 at 12:51 #

    Twitter: JenAnnHall
    This is so funny! Oh my gosh, I don’t even know what else to say!
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  2. Jonena September 21, 2012 at 13:59 #

    Oh, my!! Scared the critters, I laughed so hard… Thank you!

  3. Stacie September 21, 2012 at 14:31 #

    Twitter: snapsandbits
    Oh my, I love it! My son does this too but so far nothing quite that funny! I get a lot of Skylander and Dragonvale info though.
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    • Stasha September 21, 2012 at 16:57 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      Thank you. Your spam post made me laugh. Have a great weekend, see you Monday xo

  4. Stacie September 21, 2012 at 17:00 #

    Twitter: snapsandbits
    Thanks! Always on for the Listicles! Brilliant creation!
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  5. Kathy September 21, 2012 at 18:48 #

    Haha…the very things that drive us crazy about our kids, are probably what will propel them into successful lives. Imagination is a wonderful thing :)
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  6. Deirdre September 21, 2012 at 19:16 #

    Twitter: ladiesholiday
    Oh, to have a grandchild named Iron…a boy or a girl…but maybe a boy because then you can call him Iron Man…those are some big britches to fill, but if your given name is Iron I have no doubt they will be. Hil-fudgin’-arious!
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  7. Alison September 21, 2012 at 22:37 #

    Twitter: AlisonSWLee
    I have a feeling he might either a) write a blog someday or b) write a book. He’s a born storyteller!
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  8. Ally September 22, 2012 at 08:18 #

    Twitter: normalmomally
    All the women will bring him babies – oh my! You better stick around, all those little babies will need a Grandma 😉
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  9. Susi September 22, 2012 at 08:19 #

    Twitter: bocafrau
    Oh my. I wonder what would happen if Little J and my Little One would get together and “tell” stories… I have a headache just thinking about it!!! 😉
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  10. Kim @The G is Silent September 22, 2012 at 10:02 #

    Twitter: GisSilent
    Out of your entire post, all I registered was Little J’s quote because I read it four times, twice outloud. Between him and his babies and Reese (Bridget/Twinisms) solution to getting a girlfriend, I am reminded why sons rule.
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  11. Angelia Sims September 22, 2012 at 10:19 #

    Twitter: angeliasims
    My step-daughters are 6 & 8. They talk NONSTOP so I feel your pain. And not only that, if they are not talking, they make noise. Humming, singing, squealing, or barking. It’s mind boggling. Lol!

    He sure seems to have a fabulous imagination. Future author?
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  12. Kelly Kardos September 22, 2012 at 12:23 #

    Oh my word Stasha!!! Lmao. This post has me laughing all the way to Utah and back!!

  13. Marie September 22, 2012 at 20:13 #

    Twitter: MarieMiracles
    That’s one advantage of having more than one little critter–they can talk each other’s ears off! Your boy sounds like a character!
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  14. Anja September 23, 2012 at 04:26 #

    Twitter: cocalores
    I hope you’re starting to knit socks of all the mini Irons! 😉 It’s just hilarious what little kids tell us! But yes for the life insurance. I have one, too – even though we agreed that no one gets to die first 😉
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    • Stasha September 23, 2012 at 09:09 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      That is a great agreement 😉

  15. Sarah @sundayspill September 23, 2012 at 13:02 #

    Twitter: sundayspill
    This is awesome on so many levels. Thank you for the laugh Stasha (and Little J!) I needed it today :)
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  16. mateja September 24, 2012 at 02:13 #

    LOL You made my day :))
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  17. Iza Trapani September 24, 2012 at 12:33 #

    I love the way he thinks! So funny!

  18. Barbara September 25, 2012 at 05:14 #

    Twitter: babspinfrance
    This was too funny. The boy has a gift.
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  19. Liz September 26, 2012 at 00:22 #

    I love him!! He reminds me so much of my sons (the oldest in particular). What a gem.
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