Pillow talk

Progression of love and marriage:

Year one

Nothing can stop crazy love.

Year two

When an old car accident injury starts acting up, newly wedded man buys his beautiful young wife a posh pillow that is flown across the globe. Her neck is grateful. She shows her gratitude every day.

Year three

No changes. Pillow is still with wife.

Year four

Husband is known to use pillow if she is not present in bed.

Year five

Wife buys same kind of pillow for husband out of love. And as a subtle message as to not use hers anymore. Ever.

Year six

Husband is repeatedly caught switching the pillows. His is apparently not as worn and comfy as hers. She is well annoyed. But love prevents her from snatching it under his head while he sleeps. She dreams of it though.

Year seven

Husband caught switching the pillow. Confronted. He sees that in year seven she will not take to good ole switcheroo kindly. Husband blames 4 year old kid for the switch.

I am drawing the line here. Feel free to take my side. It is comfier anyway.

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24 Comments

  1. [email protected] June 21, 2012 at 19:14 #

    Twitter: AlisonSWLee
    Hah! My husband steals my pillow all.the.time. And actually claims he didn’t and that it’s actually his. I know better though.
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  2. Bridget June 21, 2012 at 23:00 #

    Twitter: twinisms
    I take your side. Really.

    But I have to admit, while Dal is away I sleep on his side of the bed. With his fancy hypo allergenic pillows. When he comes home I give it all back, bu I resent him a little.
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  3. Mark June 22, 2012 at 02:58 #

    Twitter: Rsimplelives
    Didn’t you ever hear of the “7 year itch”? It all starts with a pillow fight!
    m.
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  4. Barbara June 22, 2012 at 04:53 #

    Twitter: babspinfrance
    Blaming the kid, that is low. Definitely something my husband would do too! 😉
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  5. Terri Sonoda June 22, 2012 at 06:37 #

    Twitter: tsonoda
    Blaming the child was a critical turn in this complex “dance of the pillows”. Don’t fall for it. If you do, he’ll find new and obnoxious ways to steal your pillow. This has to be stopped, and stopped now! Or? Suffer and settle with just dreaming about your pillow. Take action, woman! Less be forever the victim. I don’t see you as a victim.
    (LMAO. I may have gotten a little carried away here)
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  6. Runnermom-jen June 22, 2012 at 06:51 #

    Twitter: runnermomjen
    Hahahaha!!! I’m with Mark 😉
    xo
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  7. Erin June 22, 2012 at 07:23 #

    Twitter: UniquelyEN
    Ha! So true. My hubby takes my pillow all of the time!
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  8. Iza Trapani June 22, 2012 at 08:37 #

    Of course I’m on your side! The sneaky man, switching pillows and then blaming innocent child. Tsk..tsk..:-)

  9. Angela June 22, 2012 at 08:40 #

    LoL It is really interesting to see the evolution of a marriage from a pillow’s aspect:) You’ve done it in a great way, I’ve really enjoyed your post!
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  10. Angela June 22, 2012 at 08:41 #

    It is really interesting to see the evolution of a marriage from a pillow’s aspect:) You’ve done it in a great way, I’ve really enjoyed your post!
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  11. [email protected] June 22, 2012 at 09:07 #

    I lol’d at “she shows gratitude everyday.” Guess I thought your post was headed in a different direction 😉
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  12. Ally June 22, 2012 at 10:14 #

    Twitter: normalmomally
    Blaming the child? I’m taking your side! In our house, we blame the dog… 😉
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  13. deirdre June 22, 2012 at 15:05 #

    Twitter: ladiesholiday
    how about a second pillow?
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  14. darcelle June 22, 2012 at 16:02 #

    here I was convince that my husband really didn’t notice when somehow our pillows get switched. I always ask for mine back and he says huh, didn’t notice. It’s all been an act? He really does covet my pillow?

  15. Susi June 22, 2012 at 19:29 #

    Twitter: bocafrau
    Very cute! I have caught hubby stealing my pillow but only on the mornings he sleeps in and I’m up already… :)
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  16. RoryBore June 22, 2012 at 21:54 #

    Twitter: rorybore
    oh – totally on your side! Like I am close to assuming “pillow block” duty! LOL

    you know what’s the worse? DH often sleeps alone because of crazy shift schedule, so he cuddles up and hugs my pillow. aww, so sweet right. Wrong. Why? because nothing disturbs peaceful dreams quicker than man pit stink! I mean, I get the whole nice smell attracts thing….but holy mother of gawd when you roll over and your nose is Right In There! thanks lover.
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  17. Julia Spenser June 23, 2012 at 04:26 #

    I found something very much familiar in this post) LOL

  18. Ida June 23, 2012 at 09:05 #

    Giggle! – I don’t have a pillow problem but I’ve been tempted to use my pillow to block snoring (is that wrong?).
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  19. Just Jennifer June 23, 2012 at 10:50 #

    Twitter: JenAnnHall
    Haha! Mark LOVES his own pillow and wants nothing to do with anyone else’s. And, quite honestly, I want nothing to do with his!
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  20. Steph June 23, 2012 at 13:12 #

    Yeah, I don’t do well with pillow switching. I have been known to actually whip my pillow out from under my husband’s sleeping head if I notice he has taken it. You don’t mess with mama’s pillow!
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  21. Meredith June 24, 2012 at 12:41 #

    Twitter: meredithspidel
    Totally awesome. Switch it back and find a way to blame the dog–if you don’t have one, get one for this reason alone??
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  22. Hiflight June 24, 2012 at 20:17 #

    Great set. Love the reflection in marble but warped is wonderful. Thanks
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  23. Jess June 26, 2012 at 13:35 #

    Twitter: Mytimeasmom
    Blaming the kid. Of course. Tell him that doesn’t fly and to break his own pillow in.
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  24. Amanda June 30, 2012 at 19:55 #

    Twitter: lilahbility
    Haha, love this!
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