Monday Listicles

Spring is here.

I can tell because everything is blooming and people seem cheerful. Also because I am scrambling to write this in time after a weekend spent in the back yard, planting. Followed by evenings spent panicking about having to wear short sleeves soon. But I will worry about this later.

First there is a small matter of Listicles. Last time we talked road and you came up with some amazing lists. I enjoyed reading them all and can’t wait to see what kind of silly celebrity comparisons you come up with this week.

Before all that I need to tell you something truly shocking. While reading Deborah’s list last week I realized we have never done a list of 10 books! Outrageous, no? So to restore balance in universe and blogoland, next week we are doing A LIST OF 10 BOOKS. Feel free to put your spin on it.

And now, insipred by trashy magazines:

Make a list, check it twice, link it up. Read others. Have fun!

 

10 reasons celebrities are just like us

 
1. They wake up every morning.

Then they probably get it on with their celebrity lover. How they do that without peeing of brushing teeth first is beyond me.

2. They have breakfast.

Except they drink their coffee while it is still hot.

3. They go to work.

Singing, dancing, acting, or just playing themselves in a reality show must be very hard work. I never tried it, so I cannot tell.

4. They go to Starbucks

They go in, order and walk out with their beverage. But I doubt they feel as guilty as I do for spending $4.25.

5. They shop.

Probably more like Rodeo Dr and less Gap outlet on sale.

6. They drive cars

But they don’t have superfly minivans like me.

7. They fall in love and get married

Except they can afford a divorce when the going get’s tough and give up too soon.

8. They tweet and post photos on Instagram

Only they are not near as funny or talented as the bloggers I follow.

9. They grow old

But they don’t have the joy or doing it naturally.

10. Their feet sweat too.


I look just like that ( in my mind) when I get my latte. Image source

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60 Comments

  1. Runnermom-jen April 15, 2012 at 19:07 #

    Twitter: runnermomjen
    your weekend of planting and outdoor time sounds marvelous! Hooray for spring :)
    funny list and great topic for next week
    XO
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  2. dweej {House Unseen} April 15, 2012 at 19:26 #

    Twitter: HouseUnseen
    ooooh, I’m feelin’ a listicle Monday comin’ on! Love this topic, and am STOKED for next week too :)
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  3. Jessica April 15, 2012 at 19:26 #

    Twitter: Mytimeasmom
    I look just like that when I get my coffee, except I’m in the drive-thru and I’m wearing my pajamas.
    Jessica recently posted..From Diaper Bag To Handbag

    • Iza Trapani April 18, 2012 at 10:50 #

      That’s right, Stasha. You ARE a celebrity. Love your comment, Bruna, and love your list, Stasha, especially the sweaty feet, and the part about the bloggers you follow who are funnier and more talented than celebrities. It’s true!

  4. Bruna April 15, 2012 at 19:40 #

    Twitter: beeswithhoney
    Everyone’s feet sweat, don’t they? LOL
    I think you look way better getting a Starbucks than any celebrity. What am I talking about?!?! You’re the List Maker. You ARE a celebrity! ♥
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  5. [email protected] April 15, 2012 at 19:40 #

    Twitter: AlisonSWLee
    I’m hotter than that picking up coffee.

    As in, hot and sweaty.
    [email protected] recently posted..Toca Boca!

  6. Delilah April 15, 2012 at 19:42 #

    Twitter: iamnotthemaid
    Haha! Their feet sweat too. That made me laugh out loud!
    Delilah recently posted..Dinners for Dollars

  7. Sperk* via Facebook April 15, 2012 at 20:45 #

    I don’t want to wear short sleeves or shorts! But I do want hot coffee. Maybe one day, when I’m a celebrity. 😉

  8. mynewfavoriteday April 15, 2012 at 20:47 #

    Twitter: Newfavoriteday
    Love your list! I am cracking up and please, I rock my yoga pants while driving my soccer mom car with my sweaty feet. I am pretty sure the celebrities want to be me:)
    mynewfavoriteday recently posted..Expectations, Butterflies and Holland.

  9. Greta April 15, 2012 at 20:48 #

    Twitter: gfunkified
    Love #2 and 6. If only I got to drink my coffee hot…Sigh.
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  10. XLMIC April 15, 2012 at 21:05 #

    Twitter: xlmic
    These link-ups are great!!!!
    XLMIC recently posted..Just hurt me.

  11. deborah l quinn April 15, 2012 at 21:21 #

    Twitter: mannahattamamma
    you *are* a celebrity: you’re the listicle lady. and that lady with a big dog. and that lady with a camera. You’re practically already on the cover of US, swear to god. Celebs ain’t got nothing on you – we all saw those pictures you took of yourself: you are a minivan driving, horseback riding, glama-mama. so there.
    deborah l quinn recently posted..Comment on Monday Listicle: Roads…Reads by Monday Listicles

  12. Bridget April 15, 2012 at 21:26 #

    Twitter: twinisms
    I love this list! Especially 6-8. And 1-7. And 10:)
    Bridget recently posted..Monday Listicles

    • Stasha April 15, 2012 at 22:40 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      What about 9?!

  13. Sharon April 15, 2012 at 23:05 #

    Twitter: SharonPfeiffer
    I heart your list! I almost put divorce and giving up too easily in my list, too! And, I bet your minivan IS superfly.
    Sharon recently posted..Monday Listicles: 10 Reasons Celebs Are Just Like Us

  14. [email protected] April 16, 2012 at 00:10 #

    I love your #9. It ties in so well with my current post on aging :)
    [email protected] recently posted..Aging: Agony or Acceptance?

    • Stasha April 16, 2012 at 00:17 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      It was indeed inspired by you. But you and I up way late again…. Not doing our wrinkles any favours! Off to bed: ready, set, GO!

  15. JDaniel4's Mom April 16, 2012 at 03:54 #

    I am so glad I am not the only one with sweaty feet.
    JDaniel4’s Mom recently posted..The 2nd Annual Tissue Box Challege

  16. Mark April 16, 2012 at 04:51 #

    Twitter: Rsimplelives
    I’m sure I’d be totally jealous of your “superfly minivan”!
    m.
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    • Stasha April 19, 2012 at 10:32 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      You and I have the same minivan I think. Groovy baby!

  17. Kim Pugliano April 16, 2012 at 05:05 #

    Twitter: GisSilent
    Why doesn’t Bridget like #9? I don’t pee or brush my teeth before I ravish Hot Joe at 5 am. What?
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  18. Ado April 16, 2012 at 05:24 #

    Of course you look like Hilary Duff when going on your morning coffee run – of course! And PS I bet she wants YOUR super-fly minivan. (-:
    Ado recently posted..I’m Nearly Almost Practically Famous

  19. Jackie April 16, 2012 at 05:36 #

    Twitter: notwifezilla
    #6 &8 Had me smiling.
    I wonder if any do drive minivans…or shall I say, swagger wagons?
    And I do agree, the tweets I get from my blogger friends are far more interesting and worthwhile then pretty much 99% of celebs.
    Jackie recently posted..Who’s up for a play date?

  20. jacqui April 16, 2012 at 06:07 #

    Twitter: chicktuition
    Ha! They really are just like us, aren’t they? Great list!
    jacqui recently posted..Don’t Tell My Sister…

  21. Margarita April 16, 2012 at 06:44 #

    Twitter: mksmarketing
    Stasha,
    I think the you are right about celebrities. My philosophy about life is that we are all given the same gifts. The only difference is how we use them. Some of us sit on this treasure box starving, because it never occurs to just open the it. Others start using the gifts freely and benefit all the time. All is a matter of choice. We all are different expressions of the same thing.
    Margarita recently posted..How To Reduce Daily Stress

  22. Ally April 16, 2012 at 06:45 #

    Twitter: normalmomally
    #1 – always cracks me up when I see a movie or tv show where they wake up and go at it. I’m always thinking ‘Oh no, I’d totally have to pee!’ That and brush my teeth, without question.

    I’m certain I look like that when getting my latte, too. Only with brown hair. :)
    Ally recently posted..Monday Listicles… Or Not

  23. Erica M April 16, 2012 at 06:56 #

    Twitter: yhwriteme
    I wish some of the women would accept their graceful lines and wrinkles without the botox. They look absolutely terrible. Natural beauty, no matter the person’s age, is always better.
    Erica M recently posted..Monday listicles: celebrity edition (or something like it)

  24. stacey April 16, 2012 at 07:03 #

    Twitter: staceysmoments
    They definitely miss out on the superfly minivans. Or in my case, a superfly extended van. I wonder what Angelina Jolie drives? Probably an extended hummer or something cool like that. Great list!
    stacey recently posted..How to sew stuff

  25. [email protected] Rasler April 16, 2012 at 07:11 #

    Twitter: teamrasler
    Yay, I can’t wait for next week’s Listicle! I always wonder the same things about celebrities first thing in the morning. My husband is more than a little tired of my saying, “eww” when movies show scenes of people rolling over in the morning and French kissing the people next to them. Yuck. Toothpaste is a must.
    [email protected] Rasler recently posted..Trading my crown for a cape

  26. RoryBore April 16, 2012 at 07:18 #

    Twitter: rorybore
    I totally looked like that out at the bus stop with my kids this morning.
    except my pants were green jogging style – because of course I have date with my trainer right after. and that’s why my hair was in a pony tail too. I mean, why fuss before the sytlist arrives, right?
    okay then…off to lunch. cheerio *kiss, kiss*
    RoryBore recently posted..Let’s Party! UBP 2012

  27. Just Jennifer April 16, 2012 at 07:52 #

    Twitter: JenAnnHall
    Is that Miley Cyrus? I hear she really likes her Starbucks. Totally awesome list, Stasha. You’re a star in our eyes!

    • Stasha April 16, 2012 at 20:51 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      Thanks Birthday girl! As for who that is, NO IDEA… But she is wearing Channel and I never do :)

  28. Tina April 16, 2012 at 09:17 #

    this had me cracking up!!

  29. Deirdre April 16, 2012 at 09:35 #

    Twitter: ladiesholiday
    This is some of the funniest stuff I’ve read in a while. Yeah, their feet totally sweat, espcially in sky high Laboutins!
    Deirdre recently posted..In the Mix Monday — Green Party Supplies & Decos with Deirdre

  30. deborah l quinn April 16, 2012 at 10:59 #

    Twitter: mannahattamamma
    another comment, because I just realized that I’m not entirely sure who that *is* in the starbucks picture. you? the hunger games girl? some girl from a tv show about rich people? i feel OLD!
    deborah l quinn recently posted..Comment on Eight Months: Daily Life by susan weisser

    • Stasha April 16, 2012 at 20:49 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      OK, honestly I don’t know. And I went back to the source of the image, but no luck. I googled Celebrities in Starbucks and this was the first thing that popped up. She looked famous enough and nothing like me :)

  31. Liz April 16, 2012 at 11:17 #

    Twitter: LizS_B
    LOVE it!!! You always make me smile & for that I thank you from the bottom of my heart… I needed that today!
    Will post mine when I can think straight enough to not be too serious.
    It’s 4am now and I’m off to bed, wondering if I should try no 1… 😉
    Liz recently posted..Life’s too short…

  32. The Sisterhood April 16, 2012 at 12:30 #

    Twitter: SensibleMoms
    I dunno Stasha, I heard they get the sweat glands in their feet removed when they get their calf implants. Just saying, but feel free to spread the rumor as fact. Ellen
    The Sisterhood recently posted..Ten Celebrity Parents That Make Us Mortal Moms Look Like The Real Rock Stars

  33. Janice April 16, 2012 at 15:14 #

    Twitter: mommyslounge
    I absolutely love your list. If I were to make one, it would be a complete replica of this – then we would have copyright infringement issues. hehe

    Anyway, so I’m not joining in this week cuz I don’t really watch tv anymore or follow anything to do with celebrities. But for next week? I’m so there! Books. I. Love.
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  34. paul April 16, 2012 at 15:56 #

    You crack me up. I’m pretty sure the celebs have some one pee and brush their teeth for them in the morning. Great topic for next week. Keep rockin that superfly minivan.
    paul recently posted..Stars in your eyes

  35. Jamie April 16, 2012 at 18:45 #

    Twitter: chosenchaos
    I like #9 – I actually felt sad for them for a minute. They have no fun in growing old ‘gracefully’ Just for a minute though!
    Jamie recently posted..weeekend wisdom 38

  36. Dominique April 16, 2012 at 23:25 #

    Twitter: dominiquegoh
    Love your list on celebs.. they aren’t much different from us.
    Dominique recently posted..Top 10 list of Why Celebrities Like It Here

  37. Melissa April 16, 2012 at 23:29 #

    Twitter: Melissabuonanno
    It’s Hilary Duff.
    Melissa recently posted..Beverly Hills Mommy

  38. Jamie April 17, 2012 at 02:59 #

    Twitter: southmainmuse
    Yes, they do grow old. I have often thought that would be one of the most difficult parts of being a celebrity. Growing old under a microscope.
    Jamie recently posted..Almost Famous. That’d be a great movie title.

  39. Karen April 17, 2012 at 07:27 #

    Twitter: DesertChica
    New participant this week! I found your Listicle fun through Sharon at Grumpy, Sleepy and Bashful!
    Karen recently posted..Celebrities are like Bloggers?

  40. Amber April 17, 2012 at 08:55 #

    I love number 4. You are so right they probably don’t have the guilt and the “I could of made this for less at home” thoughts that I know I have. I swear every time I go to Starbucks my espresso machine cries.

    • Stasha April 17, 2012 at 09:53 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      Mine too. But there is something special about having your cup made for you. Even if it is in a paper cup :)

  41. Miss Marina Star April 17, 2012 at 09:07 #

    Twitter: MissMarinaStar
    Loved your list!

    And um, yes. My Tweets and IG pictures are far more entertaining…if I do say so myself!
    Miss Marina Star recently posted..Balance Schmalance

    • Stasha April 17, 2012 at 09:52 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      Absolutely!

  42. Anna April 17, 2012 at 09:34 #

    I’ve just realized that I could be a celebrity as well:)
    Anna recently posted..cosmetic dental surgery

  43. Anna April 17, 2012 at 10:15 #

    Twitter: mommy_padawan
    Haha – it’s almost noon here and I just re-heated my morning coffee for the 3rd time! Guess I’m not a celeb :) Love your list. I would love to not feel guilty about Starbucks but I love not having the pressure of having to look “perfect” at all times, I would really not be good at that part! So sad I was sick all weekend and didn’t do a list but I am totally excited for next week – I love books!
    Anna recently posted..Still A Padawan

  44. Susan April 17, 2012 at 11:01 #

    Twitter: smushyfacebaby
    oh, i am such a foot sweater. it would totally make me feel better to know that madonna and angelina jolie all have sweaty feet, too! (also, if i woke up next to brad pitt or whatever hot latin model madonna is dating these days… no offense to my husband, of course!).
    Susan recently posted..Because it’s Monday, and I Can

  45. My Inner Chick April 17, 2012 at 20:23 #

    Twitter: krrobi
    Nice list!

    Don’t forget…They poop, too!! Haa

    Except, George Clooney doesn’t
    My Inner Chick recently posted..My Favorite Commercial, Gaga, & 50 Shades of Grey

    • Stasha April 19, 2012 at 10:33 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      No, George never!! Love your comments. You are funny in 140 or less!

  46. Recovering Supermom April 17, 2012 at 23:42 #

    Hmmmm….I’m not so sure they get it on RIGHT away…I bet that’s just in the movies. And I like that their feet sweat. We are all human, aren’t we? :)
    Recovering Supermom recently posted..I’m Sorry, Were You Looking For a Celebrity Expert?

  47. Iza Trapani April 18, 2012 at 11:02 #

    That’s the problem with celebrities. They make the rest of us worry about wearing short sleeves and shorts….But imagine how awful it must be to have all that money and not be able to eat?

    • Stasha April 19, 2012 at 10:34 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      I hear you!! :)

  48. Melissa April 18, 2012 at 11:02 #

    Excellent idea) But the only thing I’d like to add is that celebreties won’t be very happy t read this post))))))))))) because they think that they are completely different and special
    Melissa recently posted..2011 New Mobile Web Site Templates – Commercial And Free.

    • Stasha April 19, 2012 at 10:44 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      Believe it or not one 90210 mom has started the crusade already. She really took this list to heart. It is hard to be special :)

  49. JDaniel4's Mom July 25, 2012 at 09:36 #

    I really love that I am old and that my face still moves.
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