Monday Listicles

Happy International Women’s day week!

I mentioned last week 8th of March means a lot to me. Which is why I asked for the topic to be Ten things Woman. Naturally I wanted to share with you 10 women that inspired me, 10 reasons why I love being a woman, 10 famous women I want to invite for dinner, 10 women that changed the course of history… You get the idea. Turns out I am not very deep or inspiring. So I will give you ten reasons why women will always win in deathmatch against men. Yep, I suck at celebrating my womanhood. I do however look forward to reading your posts!

Before I do, big shout out to Jessica and Jessica for inspiring last week’s listicle topic.

My son has been having a cheeky week. Apparently being 4 is a real burden. To celebrate good old times, let us do a list of ten for my kiddo. To make him count his blessings. 10 REASONS BEING A KID ROCKS. Or feel free to ask your kids to give you a list of ten why it sucks…

Let us do a list of women, for women, about women.

Make a list, check it twice, link it up. Read others. Have fun!

 

10 reasons women will always win

1. We can nag any man to the grave

2. We can put on high heels

3. We can cry on demand

4. We can pretend it is well over our head

5. We can fake it with make up and spanx

6. We can annoy a man until he caves

7. We can multitask

8. We can just smile when the check comes

9. We have other women to lean on

10. We can make people

But dear men, fear not because:

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55 Comments

  1. jacqui March 11, 2012 at 19:14 #

    Twitter: chicktuition
    Funny list! And the topic for next week is great too…we’ll show him why being a kid rocks.
    jacqui recently posted..Chicks Don’t Like Cages…

  2. Delilah March 11, 2012 at 19:24 #

    Twitter: iamnotthemaid
    Haha! I nagged and annoyed my husband until he participated in my list for this week. I love your list! Have a great Monday Stasha!
    Delilah recently posted..Dinners for Dollars

    • Stasha March 11, 2012 at 20:31 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      Love the list. See, nagging and annoying never fails. But heels are there for back up :)

  3. Anna March 11, 2012 at 19:32 #

    Twitter: mommy_padawan
    Well, it looks like we had very similar weeks last week and I also had a hard time with this list even though I love and adore everything about women! Love your list – high heels, crying on demand, make up and pretending we don’t understand makes us perfect secret agents. La Femme Nikitas, beautiful and deadly! Great post!
    Anna recently posted..Women Rock

  4. Alison@MWT March 11, 2012 at 20:12 #

    Twitter: AlisonSWLee
    I love next week’s list topic!

    And yes to all. Especially #10. Whenever my husband washes something in the sink, I have to go look because it’s so rare.
    Alison@MWT recently posted..So Far

    • Stasha March 11, 2012 at 20:32 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      If only my husband knew how sexy he is when vacuuming he would be doing it all the time… Or at least once, for Heidi Klum.

  5. Robbie March 11, 2012 at 20:17 #

    Twitter: momma23monkeys
    I love #9…I have a great many friends to lean on!
    Robbie recently posted..SOC: Almost Time

  6. RoryBore March 11, 2012 at 20:19 #

    Twitter: rorybore
    mine washed dishes AND vacummed tonight. I think I even see him switching laundry from the washer to the dryer! That’s like….what…..4 get of out of doghouse free cards? LOL

    sorry will miss you this Monday, but is Spring Break in our little neck of the woods – let the family fun vacation begin! (the week should also provide much blog fodder for next week’s List! see ya in a week!)
    RoryBore recently posted..Six Word Saturday

    • Stasha March 11, 2012 at 20:27 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      Have a wonderful time!!! so excited for you! For the hubby cleaning. And vacation too :)

  7. Kerstin March 11, 2012 at 20:42 #

    Twitter: kerstinauer
    Nice! Short and sweet. #2 is out of the question for me, but I admire anyone who can wear high heels and not look like they just crapped their pants when walking :)
    Kerstin recently posted..I am not a trooper

    • Stasha March 12, 2012 at 00:48 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      With the right amount of wine any woman can rock the heels or fall flat on the face :)

  8. Mama and the City March 11, 2012 at 20:46 #

    Twitter: Mama_AndTheCity
    I am convinced that #1 is and always be the creation of life. In short: giving birth.

    My hubs is a baby just when he has a cold. He’ll be dead if he goes through partum pain.
    Mama and the City recently posted..Some Positive Reinforcement, Anyone?

  9. Stasha March 11, 2012 at 21:37 #

    Twitter: NorthWestMommy
    Nah, he would have died during his first period…

  10. Bits of Bee March 11, 2012 at 22:24 #

    Twitter: Bitsofbee
    haha so true! Cute list, and great topic this week!
    Bits of Bee recently posted..Woman Bee-ing

  11. Cookie's Mom March 11, 2012 at 22:33 #

    Twitter: SJM_CookiesMom
    Well, we all know that if men were responsible for bearing the babies we would have been extinct a long time ago! :) Love that quote.
    Cookie’s Mom recently posted..Recently Awarded: The Sunshine Award

  12. Sharon March 11, 2012 at 23:09 #

    Twitter: SharonPfeiffer
    Numbers 9 and 10 are my faves. However, I am particularly fond of (and adept at) #6. ;)

    Happy Monday, and thanks for the awesome topic, Stasha!
    Sharon recently posted..Monday Listicles: 10 Famous Women, One Crazy Dinner Party

  13. saretta March 12, 2012 at 00:55 #

    Twitter: sarettagd
    Great list! Number 8 makes me smile, just to think of it. Number 9 – halleliuah! What would I do without my girlfriends? And number 10? well, yeah! Poor men, they miss out on so much by not being able to be mommies! :-)
    saretta recently posted..10 Things Women

  14. Dominique March 12, 2012 at 02:34 #

    Twitter: dominiquegoh
    Love your list..especially the quote at the end of it. I can relate to all those on your list esp 7,9 and 10
    Dominique recently posted..Monday Memes – School Holidays Edition

  15. AutismWonderland March 12, 2012 at 03:24 #

    Twitter: LaliQuin
    HAHAHAAAA – I so love this list….I think #5 is my favorite :D

    Will be linking up later today!!
    AutismWonderland recently posted..What The NYC Public School Special Education System Really Needs

  16. Mark March 12, 2012 at 05:24 #

    Twitter: Rsimplelives
    When my daughter was 5, I caught her watching herself crying in front of the mirror. You gals start young!
    m.

    • Stasha March 12, 2012 at 12:01 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      It is a gift we need to keep perfecting…

  17. Jen {at} take2mommy March 12, 2012 at 05:53 #

    I love “we can make people.” Also I think I’m going to print out the “No Woman Has Shot A Man…” quote and tape it to the wall over my kitchen sink :)

  18. gin March 12, 2012 at 05:57 #

    Twitter: lifeastophsmama
    #4 always comes in handy for me;
    “honey, I couldn’t load the dishwasher because it’s full of water again.” I know how to unplug it, but who wants to reach their hand in that mess? :)
    gin recently posted..10 Things I am Rubbish At

  19. Jackie March 12, 2012 at 06:02 #

    Twitter: notwifezilla
    Until they can make, germinate, and birth those people, we always win!
    Great topic next week too!
    Jackie recently posted..Just Play

  20. christina March 12, 2012 at 06:29 #

    Twitter: finallymom
    #7. can ANY man multi-task?
    christina recently posted..a weekend listicle

  21. Eve March 12, 2012 at 07:18 #

    Twitter: EverythingEvie
    I love this list! Especially those last two. Just awesome.
    Eve recently posted..10 Women Bloggers Who Inspire Me

  22. Diane@BeStillaMinute March 12, 2012 at 07:36 #

    Twitter: bestillaminute
    Love your list! I have that quote pinned on my funny board.

    Thank you for this inspiring topic! :)
    Diane@BeStillaMinute recently posted..Some of My Favorite Women…

  23. Deirdre March 12, 2012 at 07:38 #

    Twitter: ladiesholiday
    Love the list and happy WI day/week. What great thoughts in the comments too.
    Deirdre recently posted..In the Mix Monday — Smoothie Spectacular

  24. stacey March 12, 2012 at 07:39 #

    Twitter: staceysmoments
    Ha! That totally made my morning! Now if I could just make the hubs read this! Sadly I could think of nothing to list about this week. Have a great day!
    stacey recently posted..Daylight savings and other nonsense

  25. Theresa Sonoda March 12, 2012 at 08:07 #

    Twitter: tsonoda
    Awesome list. LOVE 9 and 10. But I’m a fan of Uni-tasking. I’m getting old. LOL
    Theresa Sonoda recently posted..Sara’s Sleep Part 7

  26. paul March 12, 2012 at 08:58 #

    You crack me up. I always suspected 3, 8 made me LOL as did the caption at the end. Off to get the dishes done LOL
    paul recently posted..Women….

  27. Bridget March 12, 2012 at 09:24 #

    Twitter: twinisms
    Love it! #9 is the best part of being a woman:)
    Bridget recently posted..Monday Listicles

  28. Liz @ A Nut in a Nut March 12, 2012 at 11:48 #

    This made me laugh so much. Loved your list! (Except I’m a woman who can not multitask to save her life!)
    Liz @ A Nut in a Nut recently posted..I’m Going On a Disneynature Chimpanzee Spring Break Adventure!

    • Stasha March 12, 2012 at 12:29 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      I cannot really either, don’t tell! But still better at it then most men :)

  29. Galit Breen March 12, 2012 at 12:02 #

    Twitter: GalitBreen
    Hee! Love this topic, your take on it, and that quote! Love!
    Galit Breen recently posted..Write for the Fight!

  30. Shell March 12, 2012 at 12:49 #

    Definitely wouldn’t shoot a man who was doing the dishes.
    Shell recently posted..Pour Your Heart Out 2nd Anniversary Prizes

  31. Iza Trapani March 12, 2012 at 13:20 #

    Ah yes, power to us high-heeled, multitasking gals! Great list and I love the ending!

  32. Ducky March 12, 2012 at 13:23 #

    Twitter: batcrapcrazy
    I absolutely LOVE the graphic! And very very true indeed….at least not that has ever made the news anyway :O)
    Ducky recently posted..I AM WOMAN

  33. Runnermom-jen March 12, 2012 at 14:08 #

    Twitter: runnermomjen
    Hahahaha!!! Great list Stasha, and I love the sign…I think that needs to be blown up and framed ;)
    Hope Little J gets out of his funk soon…or he can join me and we’ll be in a funk together.
    Runnermom-jen recently posted..Happy Birthday, Dad

  34. Bruna March 12, 2012 at 16:23 #

    Twitter: beeswithhoney
    Ha ha, love the way you ended this. We love it when men wash dishes don’t we !??!?!
    Bruna recently posted..kids books + non-fiction reading = fun learning!

  35. Julie March 12, 2012 at 17:09 #

    Haha, with your last sentence, you’ve really made my day! I think I’ll write it on the fridge for my husband:)
    Julie recently posted..wisdom teeth

  36. Julie March 12, 2012 at 17:10 #

    Lol, with your last sentence, you’ve really made my day! I think I’ll write it on the fridge for my husband:)
    Julie recently posted..wisdom teeth

  37. Julie March 12, 2012 at 17:11 #

    Hahaha, with your last sentence, you’ve really made my day! I think I’ll write it on the fridge for my husband:)
    Julie recently posted..wisdom teeth

  38. Shannon from mynewfa March 12, 2012 at 18:01 #

    Twitter: Newfavoriteday
    Love this list Stasha, I think we definitely channeled some of the same thjngs…but the last image says it all:) While he is doing the dishes you are surely wearing highheels, while watching your mini you made while faking it with Spanx and lipstick, while paying the bills, while comforting your friend! :)

    Yes, a wonderful list! Hope you are having a great day!
    Shannon from mynewfa recently posted..What’s to love about women?

  39. Lisa March 12, 2012 at 19:11 #

    Twitter: lisaschwartz05
    Great list. It is amazing to me how good women are at multitasking and men, not so much.
    Lisa recently posted..Surviving this Stage and Enjoying Small Moments

  40. Amanda March 12, 2012 at 21:00 #

    Twitter: lilahbility
    Hear hear, sister, hear hear!
    Amanda recently posted..Things I Am Great At

  41. Recovering Supermom March 12, 2012 at 21:42 #

    I do believe that being able to grow other humans is superpower.
    I’m looking forward to next week’s topic! :)
    Recovering Supermom recently posted..Ten Women I Would Like to Meet

  42. Timber Doors March 12, 2012 at 21:56 #

    Great list Stasha! You make me laugh at this and it is all so true!
    Timber Doors recently posted..Use Retractable Door Screens By Centor For Your Timber Doors

  43. Jessica March 12, 2012 at 22:03 #

    Twitter: goaliej54
    Ha ha… I love it!
    Jessica recently posted..Scavenger Hunt… Tuesday?

  44. Kate F. March 13, 2012 at 04:32 #

    Twitter: katefineske
    Hehehe! That final quote is PRICELESS!
    Kate F. recently posted..And They Lived Happily Ever After…

  45. Jenn March 13, 2012 at 10:02 #

    Twitter: librajenn
    Hehehe. I love it. And my husband does the dishes every night. Don’t worry, I count that particular blessing twice.
    Jenn recently posted..Carry On

  46. Jessica March 13, 2012 at 13:28 #

    Twitter: fourplusanangel
    Hilarious and so true!
    Jessica recently posted..Mommy Confessions

  47. Jess March 13, 2012 at 14:25 #

    Twitter: Mytimeasmom
    Nicely done. Men also need to remember that a woman has never shot one while they were delivering chocolate.
    Jess recently posted..A Few More Of My Creations

  48. ava March 14, 2012 at 00:46 #

    Twitter: ava812
    Cheers to all the strong, amazing and beautiful women in the world!!!

    Love number#9 best! :)
    ava recently posted..10 Things Women

  49. Girl With Curl March 14, 2012 at 21:09 #

    #3 gives me something to work toward. I’ve never been able to cry on demand.
    Girl With Curl recently posted..Quick Hit: Communication Misfire

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