Inside Big M’s head

This post is inspired by
Mama’s Losin’ It

4.) List 7 things your pet thought about today.

I love my dog. I think my dog is a superhero. No doubt he is sweet, kind and very handsome; yet humble.

I am a reasonable person too. Dogs mostly think of food and sleep and cocking up higher then the mutt next door. My dog gets fed a meal cooked for him specially every night. He naps approximately 13 hours a day and sleeps like a log the rest. Being higher then all other dogs in the neighborhood and quite possibly the entire State of Washington he has no trouble outpeeing everyone else.

Which frees up a lot of his brain capacity and therefor makes him a genius canine.

Today he was by mistake left in the house while Husband and I went to play a round of golf. This never ever happens so I believe this is what my dog thought:

1. I cannot believe Dad left me inside the house. Honestly, I weight 165 pounds!! How could he miss me?!

2. Check for survival basics: water-one bowl, plus three toilets. Kid forgot to flush his, make that two toilets. Heat is on. 68 degrees divided by 5.2 gallons. That gives me 7 hours before I overheat. I must not consume more then 1.7 gallon an hour. OMG!!!

3. The alarm is on. Let me check: good, it’s windows and doors only. I can move.

4. Well since I am home all alone, might as well put on a movie. I think a documentary about how dogs are superior to humans is in order.

5. Maybe a beer.

6. And some cold cuts.

7. Please don’t let me have to go pee, please don’t let me have to go pee, please don’t let me …

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38 Comments

  1. Beth April 18, 2012 at 20:51 #

    Twitter: farfromcamelot
    LOVE him! I hope he had a lovely vacation inside the house! Still crossing fingers that a breeder will open soon near my house!
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  2. Amanda April 18, 2012 at 21:36 #

    Twitter: lilahbility
    So, did he manage to hold it???
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    • Stasha April 18, 2012 at 21:54 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      Oh yes. Poor thing, he has never been locked in the house by himself before. We always live him outside.

  3. Missy April 18, 2012 at 21:43 #

    Twitter: SeekingGrace316
    That is hilarious! I don’t have pets like that so thanks for the insight. =)

    Stopping by from Mama Kat’s!
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    • Stasha April 18, 2012 at 21:55 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      Too funny, think I was reading your post at the same time you were reading mine. Your boy is so handsome.

  4. [email protected] April 18, 2012 at 21:56 #

    Twitter: AlisonSWLee
    Hahahahahahahaha!!! I love this, you’re so funny Stasha. I mean, Big M.

    I’m sure I’ve said this a million times, but I’ll say it again. I LOVE BIG M AND I’M COMING TO STEAL HIM.
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  5. Gretchen April 18, 2012 at 22:07 #

    Oh, is he a cutie! And he totally looks like he’s been scarfing down the cold cuts and beer.

  6. XLMIC April 18, 2012 at 22:17 #

    Twitter: xlmic
    I have ALWAYS dreamed of having a newfie! What a beauty :) Glad the sweetie was able to hold it :)
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  7. Christine April 18, 2012 at 22:17 #

    Twitter: cyu888
    I adore your dog. I do hope that he helped himself to a beer and some cold cuts.
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  8. Jessica April 18, 2012 at 22:27 #

    Twitter: spitupchronicle
    HAHAHAHAAAA! I am obsessed with your dog. I love the pictures you post of him on Instagram!
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  9. Kat April 18, 2012 at 23:58 #

    What a cutie!
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  10. [email protected] April 19, 2012 at 04:43 #

    Twitter: bestillaminute
    What a big sweetie! Your posts and photos of him make me want one. Me! The die hard wiener dog fan! 😉 Oh, and the wieners? Would not have given a second thought about doing their business in the house. Happens every time it rains.
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  11. Jenn April 19, 2012 at 05:18 #

    Twitter: librajenn
    He’s so beautiful!!!! I think my dog would be like “WEEEE! UNATTENDED TOILET PAPER TO SHRED!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
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  12. The Blogging Mama April 19, 2012 at 05:37 #

    Twitter: BlogMamaAndrea
    Hehe, I love it. Don’t let me pee! Gorgeous puppy! I hope the house was still standing when you got back!

    I wrote about my dog too, but she’s 11 pounds!
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  13. Mark April 19, 2012 at 06:32 #

    Twitter: Rsimplelives
    Your dog is hysterical!
    Plus, he’s such a cute big lug.
    m.
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  14. Ally April 19, 2012 at 07:02 #

    Twitter: normalmomally
    He is magnificent.
    And the house was okay when you returned? :)
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  15. dumb mom April 19, 2012 at 07:17 #

    I thought about doing this prompt but figure our dog only thinks about 3 things eat, sleep, and um, relieve herself:)
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    • Stasha April 20, 2012 at 09:50 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      I am glad you chose to talk about little one. He is a riot. Dudes rock, all three of them!

  16. Jessica April 19, 2012 at 08:12 #

    Twitter: Mytimeasmom
    Wow. I was thinking he was only going to care about nap time. Sounds like he had a stressful day. He must be in need of a nap for sure.
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  17. [email protected] April 19, 2012 at 10:50 #

    Too cute! Loved this post.
    visiting you from Mama Kat’s
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  18. Runnermom-jen April 19, 2012 at 11:58 #

    Twitter: runnermomjen
    Hahaha!!! You’re funny…and so is Big M. Does he really weigh that much?! WOW!!
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  19. Bruna April 19, 2012 at 13:29 #

    Twitter: beeswithhoney
    Love your dog! Sounds like he had quite the fun time inside your house 😛
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  20. Janice April 19, 2012 at 15:28 #

    Twitter: mommyslounge
    Truly? This is one of my favorite posts of yours! I can really imagine him saying those things!
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  21. SUPAHMAMA April 19, 2012 at 15:34 #

    Twitter: Dom_Mischief
    I love your dog!!! He looks like such a snuggler. :)
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  22. Theresa Sonoda April 19, 2012 at 15:44 #

    Twitter: tsonoda
    Awwwww. Adorable list. Beautiful dog! Loved this Stasha.
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  23. Bridget April 19, 2012 at 17:11 #

    Twitter: twinisms
    My dog would totally have drank/eaten out of the non-flushed toilet. She’s gross.

  24. My Inner Chick April 19, 2012 at 20:00 #

    Twitter: krrobi
    O, My Gosh.
    I LooOOOVE him. I really dooo. Gorgeous. xx
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  25. Sharon April 19, 2012 at 20:52 #

    Twitter: SharonPfeiffer
    What a sweetie!! It just makes me want to get a dog a little bit more.
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  26. RoryBore April 19, 2012 at 21:14 #

    Twitter: rorybore
    I just love him. happy to hear he survived his unfortunate confinement like real man…er dog.
    LOL
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  27. [email protected] April 20, 2012 at 03:33 #

    Twitter: Toddlerismblog
    He is gorgeous! He looks like the quintessential PNW dawg.
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  28. Twisted Domestic Goddess April 20, 2012 at 05:44 #

    Love your dog!!! We have a Bull Mastiff down the road and two Rotties next door. This is seriously a big dog neighborhood and I love it!
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  29. Liz April 20, 2012 at 08:29 #

    Twitter: LizS_B
    Love it!! Poor Max. I can just hear him begging “Don’t let me pee…”
    Lucky for Max, you’re so in tune with him :)
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  30. jamie April 20, 2012 at 12:55 #

    Twitter: southmainmuse
    That was hysterical. I know our dog thinks that when I head out for a run without him. “What the heck are you doing people?” Fun to read. A lot of fun.

  31. Emily Woodhouse April 21, 2012 at 03:46 #

    Ha ha ha very funny post mate. Really blew me away, loved that.
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  32. Amber April 21, 2012 at 07:38 #

    Your dog is amazing and a bit of an over thinker at times huh. :)

  33. Mama, Hear Me Roar April 21, 2012 at 08:30 #

    Twitter: MamaHearMeRoar
    Hahaha!!! So funny! The beer and cold cuts really got me. This is the first time I’ve seen a pic of Big M and I think he’s SUCH A SWEETIE!
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  34. Susi April 22, 2012 at 12:18 #

    Twitter: bocafrau
    God, I love that pooch. I look forward to your Instagrams every day. He just makes me smile. :)
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  35. Jessica April 23, 2012 at 14:17 #

    Twitter: goaliej54
    Hilarious! I need to write one like this about my cats sometime… they are so mischievous. :)