Blue Horse

Hiking up the mountain on Sunday.

Me: So if you could choose any horse for yourself, what color would it be?

Little J: Blue.

Me: There are no blue horses.

Little J: You said any color.

Me: Any horse color.

Little J: Ah, now I get it. That’s boring. Can I choose a blue eighteen wheeler?

Me: Truck is not a horse.

Little J: No, it’s not. I like trucks. OK, brown.

Me: Like Vizon?

Little J: Yep. Why is he brown?

Me: Cause his parents passed it on to him.

Little J: You mean they chose it for him?

Me: No, I have brown eyes, so you have brown eyes.

Little J: Oh, now I get it. Mommy horse ate a lot of hay, then pooped it and baby horse came out brown. What should we feed my horse to get a blue one?

And that my friends is my first lesson about birds and bees.
Take your kid out for a walk, you never know what you might learn…

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34 Comments

  1. ava February 8, 2012 at 19:53 #

    Twitter: ava812
    I want a blue horse too! :) This is endearing. Little J, I heart your inquisitiveness.
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  2. Jamie February 9, 2012 at 02:45 #

    Twitter: chosenchaos
    If only having a baby were as easy as that! Ha!
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  3. Twisted Domestic Goddess February 9, 2012 at 05:08 #

    But well he could have a Blue Roan?oh jeeze little J!Absolultely adorable,frank,and to the point!Love that kid
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  4. El February 9, 2012 at 05:18 #

    I want a blue horse too . . . gosh, this conversation is one I could have had with my own kids. I dig it!
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  5. Iza Trapani February 9, 2012 at 05:22 #

    You have to get little J Eric Carle’s picture book: The Artist Who Painted a Blue Horse.

  6. Iza Trapani February 9, 2012 at 05:24 #

    I love little J’s quotes!

    • Stasha February 9, 2012 at 09:57 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      Thank you Iza. I must put the comments back on his page. Picked him up preK yesterday and the teacher said he cracks them up all the time. He is so funny without even trying.

  7. Barbara February 9, 2012 at 06:13 #

    Twitter: babspinfrance
    That is priceless. So what do you have to feed a horse to get a blue one?
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  8. Ally February 9, 2012 at 06:41 #

    Twitter: normalmomally
    Priceless. Try blueberries! 😉
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  9. Lenore February 9, 2012 at 07:35 #

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    A story for the scrapbook, album or box of special mementos. Heart this!
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  10. Kim Pugliano February 9, 2012 at 07:55 #

    Twitter: GisSilent
    Pooping Noah out was holy hell. To this day I compare every one of my poops to him.
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  11. Bridget February 9, 2012 at 08:00 #

    Twitter: twinisms
    Do horses eat blueberries?
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  12. Megan February 9, 2012 at 10:25 #

    Twitter: meganlawing
    This is uber cute! And I voted. :)
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    • Stasha February 9, 2012 at 11:05 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      Thank you! You should enter too!!

      • Megan February 9, 2012 at 11:13 #

        Twitter: meganlawing
        Ok! I did! :)
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        • Stasha February 9, 2012 at 11:21 #

          Twitter: NorthWestMommy
          Might be conflict of interest, but Henry got my vote :)

  13. Megan February 9, 2012 at 11:26 #

    Twitter: meganlawing
    Aww yay! It’s ok. J is way ahead. 😉
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  14. Runnermom-jen February 9, 2012 at 11:41 #

    Twitter: runnermomjen
    Hahahaha!! Little J cracks me up.
    And, I voted…but what do you win? Anyway, I hope you do win.
    xo
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  15. Stasha February 9, 2012 at 11:48 #

    Twitter: NorthWestMommy
    Thank you, thank you!
    A trip to NYC to have my teeth cleaned. I sure could use it :)
    You should enter!

  16. jacqui February 9, 2012 at 12:13 #

    Twitter: chicktuition
    Little J is my kinda boy. Now I’m off to look for a blue horse.
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  17. Jackie February 9, 2012 at 14:07 #

    Twitter: notwifezilla
    So I’d hold off letting Little J see the Wizard of Oz for a while. That color changing horse might blow his mind!
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    • Stasha February 9, 2012 at 15:12 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      Can you believe I have never seen Wizard of Oz? But if there is a color changing horse, I might just have too :)

  18. Jessica February 9, 2012 at 18:48 #

    Twitter: goaliej54
    The whole poop thing is totally something Josh would say! I love your conversations with Little J. He’s so darn cute. :) PS: I used to have a blue My Little Pony!
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  19. mynewfavoriteday February 9, 2012 at 21:36 #

    Twitter: Newfavoriteday
    So cute! I can’t wait until my conversations evolve into conversations about why my minis can’t have a blue horse…or gasp the birds and bees during which I am sure I will stammer and make it super awkward for all of us! Such an adorable little J you have there and what a lovely walk that must have been.
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  20. [email protected] Wants This February 9, 2012 at 23:41 #

    Twitter: AlisonSWLee
    Hahahaha!!! I have to say, that’s a pretty creative way of thinking :)
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  21. Kenya G. Johnson February 10, 2012 at 03:36 #

    Twitter: sporadictweets
    LOVE IT! I can’t tell you have many times I have heard, “Oh I get it now” and it still not be quite what I meant. 😉 Thanks for linking up with KQF.

  22. Arnebya February 10, 2012 at 04:27 #

    Twitter: whatnowandwhy
    If only birth were just the poop. If only. And I am seriously giggling at you never seeing the Wizard of Oz (totally singing the munchkin song now).
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  23. BuySellWordpress February 10, 2012 at 05:52 #

    It’s always so exciting and interesting to follow children’s way of thinking and logic! Thanks a lot for sharing
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  24. Elizabeth February 10, 2012 at 06:35 #

    Oh that is hilarious!
    Saw your pic with the blue ice cream and voted…too cute! =)

  25. Bits of Bee February 10, 2012 at 07:03 #

    Twitter: Bitsofbee
    Oh my goodness I love it! He sounds like a smart little cookie :)
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  26. Miss Marina Star February 10, 2012 at 10:02 #

    Twitter: MissMarinaStar
    I love little conversations like this.

    I think you could probably get your horse into a blueberry patch just to test the theory.
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  27. Leighann February 10, 2012 at 19:37 #

    So?
    What does he feed it to get a blue horse??
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  28. Jenn February 12, 2012 at 07:37 #

    Twitter: librajenn
    Oh my goodness!!! What a clever little guy!!! Thanks again SO much for linking up for Kid Quotes Friday!!! :-)
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  29. deborah l quinn February 12, 2012 at 08:21 #

    Twitter: mannahattamamma
    would that it were that easy! how would he explain zebras, then, I wonder? And yes, that Eric Carle book would be big fun with him, great suggestion.
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