Monday Listicles

This week I am back, fresh from the Bloggy boot camp. It was a great event, fun to attend and easy to follow. I actually managed to stay focused enough to learn a lot. It is only fitting I share everything with you in my weekly listicle. Believe it or not, having a top ten list is being recommended by the SITS girls today. They must have gotten this fabulous idea while worshiping my blog and my weekly feature. And if those ladies say it is hip, cool and so today I simply cannot understand why you would not sit down and write a list of your own, ship it to me and let me post it for you in weeks to come. Since I am still on the high and encouraged to be extra blog sphere friendly, I will even let you do it in pictures or vlog form. Hey, you can even send it to me as a karaoke. For more details on how to be my guest, click HERE.

 

 

TOP 10 REASONS WHY ONE SHOULD ATTEND Blogging Conference

 

 

1) In order to fit everything you will need with you for the day, one is forced to clear out one’s handbag. In process one might find last year’s receipt from the gas station and be able to talk educated on how our economy is struggling and oil prices have increased 30% in twelve months.

2) One will also need to dedicate unreasonably large amount of time choosing an outfit. Because one’s mind will be preoccupied, one’s child will not be micro managed and will in return have to learn to dress and feed himself. Also fight wild coyotes and balance mother’s checkbook for a week.

3) Because one will be away all day, one’s Husband and child will spend quality time together, reconnect over mutual love of video games and develop a strong bond never to be broken.

4) At the conference one will meet women one has been stalking for months. One will realise these women are even prettier and funnier in person. If this is hard to accept, one is always given the opportunity to attend a cocktail party and take pictures of these beautiful and talented women drinking.

5) During the conference one will learn many things that are easy to implement in both life and blogging. One will be inspired to do better, write better, market better, live better. Also, one will be given cookies. Chocolate, peanut butter and raisin ones.

6) There will be scrumptious lunch to help one stay focused for the afternoon sessions. This being conference by women, for women, there will be a large dessert. Cheesecake!

7) As you can imagine, there is a lot of laughter at these conferences. Which burns calories and has wonderful effect on one’s health.

8 ) To wrap up the conference there will be wine flowing and swag bags. Also gadgets one might win. For no reason other then being a blogger.

9) Last but not least, there will a photo opportunity with all the famous bloggers, red carpet style. One will feel like a major celebrity. As one should.

10) The best thing about going to a conference will be returning home and stealing a kiss from one’s sleeping child. Who will look like an angel and smell even better then you remembered.

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13 Comments

  1. Jessica June 6, 2011 at 01:00 #

    Twitter: Mytimeasmom
    So who did you get pictures with and where are these pictures?

    Also, why do I keep having to ask for pictures?

    I’m glad you had a good time and got cookies and cheesecake.
    Jessica recently posted..A Weekend with the Family

    • Stasha June 6, 2011 at 01:10 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      You know I don’t like name dropping. And Mama Kat, Jenny on the spot and Rachel would never forgive me for using them to gain fame and fortune.

  2. [email protected] June 6, 2011 at 01:25 #

    Omg, I just went through all this hassle with Disqus and Comment Luv that I forgot what my comment was going to be…easily forgiven at this hour of the night/morning, right? Ok, I really like your Top 10…it’s making me want to attend a blogging conference badly! Just so I can come home to #10…so sweet…now I can head off to bed! Night!
    [email protected] recently posted..How I Became A Working Mother

  3. Crystal June 6, 2011 at 01:47 #

    Twitter: phasesofme
    Sounds like you had an awesome time! i want to see these pictures too!
    Crystal recently posted..30 Day Challenge

  4. [email protected] June 6, 2011 at 03:59 #

    Twitter: sellabitmum
    This post = perfect. Sounds like a great weekend!
    [email protected] recently posted..How to Garden if you hate worms

  5. Tammy June 6, 2011 at 09:29 #

    Loved your post and I have to agree with every point you made. What a great weekend! Happy Monday!
    Tammy recently posted..Weekend Wrap Up – Bloggy Boot Camp Style and more

  6. Hal Hovey June 6, 2011 at 09:59 #

    Twitter: halhovey
    Somehow I’m thinking a blgging conference “by men and for men” would not be nearly as fun as your conference “by women, for women”. Congrats on a great conference!

    • Stasha June 7, 2011 at 11:09 #

      Twitter: NorthWestMommy
      I don’t know Hal, My Husband always looks happy when he flies out to Vegas…

  7. rachel June 6, 2011 at 10:17 #

    Twitter: racheldrechsel
    shut up. you did not just throw my name in the same league as kat and jenny on the spot? now my ego is going to get all big and stuff. LOVED meeting you. Will let you know FOR SURE the next time we are on the island. xoox
    rachel recently posted..when moms away the kids will play

  8. Linda Medrano June 6, 2011 at 14:57 #

    Actually, this is the first time I’ve ever felt like I might actually like a conference like this! You make it pretty appealing!
    Linda Medrano recently posted..Nigerian Sailors!

  9. jennyonthespot June 6, 2011 at 18:22 #

    Twitter: jennyonthespot
    Haha… as I read each one, I wanted to click “like” :) heh… And what Rachel said… except take out my name and put hers and your and also I’m sick so I can’t remember my also point.

  10. Felicia Fibro June 8, 2011 at 14:48 #

    Twitter: FeliciaFibro
    It is funny that you mentioned just how big the cheesecake proportion was. I was shocked when I saw those slices! And cleaning out your purse – I did the same thing and found credit cards receipts! It was great meeting you in person, after tweeting it up!
    Felicia Fibro recently posted..Tips & Tools for Attending Conferences

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