Driving home after picking Little J up from Preschool:
Me: How was school today?
Little J: Good. But I got a time out.
Little J: I knocked down a cup. And then I got a time out because I did not stay in time out.
Me: Anything else?
Little J: Di said to me she never pick up candy after it rolls on the floor. Mrs. Ada said it is yucky. I never eat candy anyway. I don’t know why we talk about this. Maybe because it is letter Y this week.
Me: Did you play with anyone?
Little J: No. I told Chris when we were going outside, we bought him Transformer for his birthday yesterday. I said it is medium size and if you press button it makes lots of loud noise. He asked me which one, but I forgot.
Me: That was suppose to be a surprise. Now he knows what he is getting.
Little J: You did not tell me it is surprise.
Me: So what did he say?
Little J: Thank you.
Me: I don’t know which Transformer we got him, so how would you know?
Little J: I know everything about them. They are made out of metal and can transform into anything. My son starts humming Transformers tune.
Me: And what was for snack?
Little J: Cereal. Again. But no milk. Again. I don’t think Mrs. Ada has milk.
Me: Did you make anything?
Little J: Just collar for doggie. But I told Mrs. Ada it is too small for mine. She put Maxy on it. I tell her my dog has four collars at home. It is just pretend.
Me: I see.
Little J: Mama tomorrow is Wednesday?
Little J: Good. I wanna go to the beach and then ride Vizon after I play with T and then we go see C. Maybe we can have cereal for breakfast. With milk.
Just to be clear, MY SON HAS NEVER WATCHED TRANSFORMERS. Ever!